10) Your hairdresser doesn’t wash your rear end. 9) You don’t go eight weeks without washing or brushing your hair. 8) Your hairdresser does not give you a sanitary trim. 7) Your hairdresser does not clean your ears. 6) Your hairdresser does not remove the ‘Boogies’ from your eyes. 5) You sit still for your hairdresser. 4) Your hairdresser doesn’t include a manicure and pedicure. 3) Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head. 2) You don’t bite and scratch your hairdresser. And Finally 1) The likelihood of you pooping on your hairdresser is pretty slim. As seen in Suddenly Saskatchewan Magazine
